February 21, 2007

Ya Think?

Pammy Anderson was apparently embarrassed when a fan asked her for an autograph while she was with her sons. The fan offered up a naked picture of her, and a pen. Seems she thinks it's terrible for someone to do that in front of her sons. I think of all the things she's done in front of the whole world, and I kind of stumble over her attitude. Forgive me.

This woman's comic book image has been seared into every brain on the planet since she busted (heh) forth from the Jumbotron at a BC Lions game. Who doesn't know the story? We've watched her pump up her lips and boobs like I inflate my bike tires. Every second of her life is recorded somewhere, and most of it is in a state of undress.

And now she's crying foul? Give it up, honey. You can't suck and blow at the same time. Though I'm sure if anyone could manage that, it'd be you, and there would be a video of it somewhere.

While the rest of us are trying to shield our young sons' tender eyes from things, like, well, you, your kids have to live it every day. Any kid can go on the internet and learn about sex. Your kids have the added nastiness of probably being able to download their own conception.

So, shut up. You've ridden this sleigh to the top of Mount Strumpet, and now you have to steer it back down. You sure as hell have no right to get angry at those fans you so lovingly cultivated in your own special way. Park the hypocracy. You seem to have steered your boys thus far better than most (don't take that too close to heart - most of your competition is lying in a ditch), so don't go getting all hypocritcal now. I don't think you're that dumb.

And I know we're not.


Blogger A Girl Over 40 said...

Could'nt agree with you more on that issue. Good thing it wasn't me they were asking for an autograph. Great blog by the way

February 21, 2007 11:36 PM  
Blogger Lorraine said...

Nice to see you on the boards! While we all know how much I love the nutters that trash me, it's nice to know when someone thinks like me. Now you can be worried....

February 22, 2007 7:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh how I adore this line you so eloqently stated:
"Give it up, honey. You can't suck and blow at the same time. "
How appropriate for such an inflated-ego-type (and other parts).

March 06, 2007 6:11 PM  

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