May 17, 2007

Bald is Beautiful

So, they're about to cure baldness.

Why? Bald is fabulous. Bald is sexy. I'd rather they cured cancer, or asthma, or when your foot falls asleep and you get that awful tingly feeling that makes you stomp around. Cure that, instead.

As long as I can remember, I've thought bald was a mighty turn on. I remember discovering Ed Harris. Swoon. Then Stanley Tucci. Oh, my. Mitch Pileggi made the X-Files hot. And the best one of all? Terry Quinn. He's on the left. And so as not to be rude, Josh Holloway on the right would make a nice dessert. Up-and-comer hottie Jason Statham is always pleasant to watch too.

So maybe I have a type, though my boyfriend is reading this over my shoulder, running his hand through his full head of hair and wondering if he should pack. Or shave.

I just wish everyone, women as well as men, would quit focusing on things they think are negatives and recognize two of the most valuable traits in attractiveness are hygiene and humour, not hair. Unless of course you have hair in odd places, in which case you might want to get that looked at. Men worrying about being bald is like women worrying about having little boobs - get over it. Nobody cares but you, and if you actually believe 'fixing' something so superficial is gonna help, you haven't begun to understand your real problem.

And now, I'm going to go back to Googling 'images'....hubba.


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