December 14, 2007

Aussie Rules

It has come to light that Nigel Scullion, a senior Australian Senator leading a global fishing conference in 1998 in Russia, ended up in a strip club handcuffed to a stripper pole in his underwear. When the married senator was asked to comment on the event, this is what he said:

"It was a terrific night. If you ever get an offer to go drinking with Icelandic whalers and Canadian crab fishermen, take them up on it," he said.

Ah, now this is my kind of politician. When Russians sailors started a fight, he took off, partially clothed. This small news blip was buried way into section one. If he'd denied it, it would have made the front page, you just know it. Instead, we have to look at Brian Mulroney's doughy head trying to double talk and stick handle his weasel words around anyone with a brain and a pulse.

The only advice Scullion offered from his experience? "Always wear clean underwear."
Hmmm. Think BM needs that advice right about now?


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lorraine, good advice about clean underwear.. If you caught any of the proceedings yesterday Brian appeared at numerous times that he had filled his...what a cirucs that has turned into...Yes, no, maybe, maybe not, illegal, legal, possibly, possibly not..ok which is it you pair of lairs???

Remember never leave home without it, clean underwear that is...

December 14, 2007 8:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

An honest politician? Always thought that was an oxymoron, myself. As for "Lyin' Brian"? Skid marks from tractor tires!!

December 14, 2007 10:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

doesn't BM stand for something else?

December 14, 2007 3:55 PM  

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