June 24, 2009

CSI Shark

Ooooooooooh. This is cool.

Seems they've discovered that they can kind of 'profile' great white sharks and their killing, just like they do serial killers.

Apparently, although the beasts traipse around the world's oceans at will, they do have their favourite haunts that they repeatedly return to. Like Cheers for sharks, I guess.

Researchers have identified individual sharks, and monitored their movements and killing patterns. I don't think I'd want to be the one who ratted out one of these things, frankly. Not that any of this means much, I'm thinking. I mean, what are you going to do? Have David Caruso lower his sunglasses while standing on the front of boat and say, "Now that my friend, is a shark who murders. And it's my job to stop him."

Actually, I'd kinda like to see Caruso try that.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love Caruso too. He's just sucn an intense ham.

June 24, 2009 4:24 PM  
Blogger Chris Brown (not the felon) said...

"Cheers for sharks?" Man, you crack me up.

Now we just have to find the shark named "Norm" and we can shut down the whole operation.

June 24, 2009 10:39 PM  
Blogger sxoidmal said...

"Here we go, detective. Body dissembled, arm missing, large chomps taken out of midsection. No fingerprints anywhere. Looks like our shark."

Removes sunglasses, mutters gravelly, "This really bites."

Cue: "Won't Get Fooled Again"

July 06, 2009 2:51 PM  
Blogger Lorraine said...

"This really bites."

Damn. Much better line.

July 06, 2009 5:27 PM  

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