July 16, 2009

101 Uses for.....Everybody!

You and your Dearly Beloved (no, not the dog) can take turns reading this out to each other.

101 Uses for a Man, 101 Uses for a Woman.

Some of them are really funny. Some of them made me scratch my head in puzzlement. I do not recall ever having 'fished outrageously for a compliment'. Heatedly, perhaps, though never outrageously. I will cop to putting CDs in the wrong cases, I frequently wear the Poor Sod's clothes, and I do know when the sheets need changing.

Some of the Man ones are sweet - yes, my father brought my mother a cup of tea in bed every morning as long as I can remember. And most do try to compare labour pains to something stupid, though number 22 is a bit of a reach :)

I do prefer a boy take out dead mice should there be dead mice that require transport, I am aware they rarely call when they say they will, but they do order the stuff like fries and desserts that you want, but refuse to order for yourself.

They'll make you smile.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

My husband tried number 15 the other night (exactly as described) and I announced it was "boring and stupid".


July 17, 2009 8:58 AM  
Blogger Lorraine said...

Because Roz didn't specify which list she was talking about, I suggest you go and look at both, and report back which number 15 you would like to see Daryl perform.

July 17, 2009 9:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Under the Man list, you git.


July 17, 2009 9:07 AM  

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