July 9, 2010

A Little Morning Conversation...

Backstory: I Skype with 7 other women writer friends, and we're in the process of forming a joint website. One of them (Annie) posted a recording of some readings she had done....

[9:44:23 AM] Janie: Hearing her voice changes how I see all I've read from her.
[9:44:32 AM] Sarah: Me too.
[9:44:38 AM] Sarah: Raine hasn't heard it. She doesn't haz speakers.
[9:44:40 AM] Janie: We can use that service where you can record it.
[9:44:41 AM] Lorraine: We could charge more for Annie.
[9:44:41 AM] Janie: Let me find that.
[9:44:58 AM] Janie: No speakers?
[9:45:05 AM] Janie: Don't you have a headset you can plug in?
[9:45:11 AM] Lorraine: I disconnected them to move the computer, then never moved the computer. Haven't hooked them back up.
[9:45:21 AM] Lorraine: Headset?
[9:45:26 AM] Lorraine: Where's the hole?
[9:45:26 AM] Janie: It should be there.
[9:45:35 AM] Sarah: My service would be for people who miss their wives... "no... no... don't touch me!"
[9:45:35 AM] Janie: Desktop?
[9:45:41 AM] Janie: Near the other holes.
[9:45:44 AM] Janie: Little round thing.
[9:45:44 AM] Lorraine: I'll wait till someone wakes up.
[9:45:55 AM] Janie: Get on your knees then.
[9:45:55 AM] Sarah: Is this dirty talk?
[9:46:00 AM] Lorraine: My eyes can't see the hole.
[9:46:05 AM] Lorraine: I could feel around
[9:46:09 AM] Lorraine: But it's dusty.
[9:46:10 AM] Sarah: Stop!
[9:46:13 AM] Janie: Well get your man on his knees to find the hole.
[9:46:13 AM] Sarah: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
[9:46:19 AM] Lorraine: He's getting his eyes checked.
[9:46:19 AM] Lorraine: He can't see the hole either.
[9:46:31 AM] Sarah: Oh god
[9:46:35 AM] Janie: Well I guess it will just have to be one of the young ones.
[9:46:38 AM] Lorraine: I am laughing so hard right now.
[9:46:50 AM] Janie: You could get one of those lighted magnifying glasses on the swing arm.
[9:46:51 AM] Sarah: Shit... me too!
[9:47:01 AM] Lorraine: I have a headlamp that straps on my head.
[9:47:05 AM] Janie: There ya go!
[9:47:09 AM] Janie: And some reading glasses
[9:47:12 AM] Janie: And you are good to go.
[9:47:14 AM] Lorraine: It's a look.
[9:47:20 AM] Janie: I'm sure
[9:47:28 AM] Lorraine: Please tell me we can publish this convo somewhere.


Blogger OmemeeOzzie said...

See? This is what happens when women get together. They can't help it. Imagine if alcohol was introduced.

And you scolded us earlier...

Pot, meet the kettle.

July 09, 2010 11:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well. you learn something new everyday. I just learned my computer has a little plug in hole for head phones. who knew!


July 09, 2010 11:03 AM  
Anonymous Sarah said...

Heeeeeeeeee! Did you find the hole?

July 09, 2010 11:41 AM  
Blogger Webgod Jeff said...

Thank you for keeping my name out of it

July 09, 2010 11:43 AM  
Blogger Lorraine said...

I could add it in, if you like.

July 09, 2010 11:45 AM  
Anonymous Janie said...

My next suggestion would have been to get your Webgod on his knees, but I figured you've already brought him to his knees too many times.

July 09, 2010 11:52 AM  
Blogger Chris Brown (not the felon) said...

Dear God. If this is any insight as to what's likely to happen on your web site I can pretty much assure you that you won't lack for members.

Get it?

This is killing me (not just wounding, KILLING me!!) to leave it at that.

July 09, 2010 12:02 PM  
Anonymous B1 said...

Loons, the lot of you.

(But let us know when the site is up an running, 'K?)

July 09, 2010 12:27 PM  
Anonymous Janie said...

Hi B1!

July 09, 2010 12:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL...reminds me of a conversation I had with my father about trailer hitches when I had to ask him the "size of his balls"
Who knew they came in more than one?

July 09, 2010 1:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

members. RRR. I got it.


July 09, 2010 1:19 PM  
Anonymous B1 said...

Hi there, Generalissimost.

July 09, 2010 1:25 PM  
Blogger DJW said...

9:40 am is a little early for hitting the plonk, is it not?


July 09, 2010 3:37 PM  
Blogger Lorraine said...

You should hear us when we sit at our computers and chat with a glass of wine in hand...

July 09, 2010 3:39 PM  
Blogger OmemeeOzzie said...

Way too many comments spring to mind... showing unusual and remarkable restraint by avoiding making some really obvious retort. Tonge and fingers bleeding profusely.

July 09, 2010 4:04 PM  
Blogger OmemeeOzzie said...

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July 09, 2010 4:04 PM  
Anonymous Jodi Kasten said...

If we're sharing, I can do better than this. (poolparty)

July 11, 2010 10:47 PM  
Blogger Lorraine said...

For anyone who doesn't Skype, that (poolparty) will produce a little cartoon of a guy bouncing up and down while wearing an inflatable pool ring. It's hysterical.

And yeah, Jodi is one of us. Guess she was feeling left out.

July 12, 2010 10:31 AM  

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