August 19, 2010

I've Never Played This Game...

...but I'm going to.

I hate all the photoshopping and retouching that goes on. It's gross.

When I had to have pictures taken for my own site, the photographer asked me if I wanted them 'shopped' before he sent them to me. I was horrified. And not because I think I'm so fab, but because I constantly tell women to love who they are and live with it. You wanna fix something, go for it. But it's easier and cheaper to love who you are, warts and all. Or sunspots. Or wrinkles. Or deep trowly wrinkles between your eyes. Yeah, that'd be me. The kids call me ferret face. Oh well.

Anyhoo. Whatever.

But here is a shot of Jennifer Aniston, who pretty much never looks bad. But this is an unretouched photo, and am I nuts, or does she look totally great? (Oh, and you fix this Webgod? I messed it up again....)





Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes she does look great without the make-up and with writing across her mouth. And by the way don't sell yourself short Lorraine. You looked pretty good standing next to your son in that Wheels article. Just sayin....

August 19, 2010 8:02 PM  
Anonymous buzzwhack said...

I was just waiting for you to say "Meerkat face", but I doubt any of your kin would be crazy enough to say that out loud.

August 19, 2010 8:50 PM  
Blogger Chris Brown (not the felon) said...

Did you notice how she is gazing longingly into my face?


Makes me wish I was a cow.

Or something.

August 19, 2010 9:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Meerkat Face would be a compliment to Lorraine. Meerkats are her favourite little creatures (next to Maggie, sometimes JoJo, mostly Maggie)


August 20, 2010 9:54 AM  
Blogger OmemeeOzzie said...

Never a Jen fan; overrated.

Where ya been, Roz?

August 20, 2010 12:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

vacation. two glorious weeks at the cottage chasing mice and repairing the plumbing (cottage, not mine, heh, heh).



August 20, 2010 5:07 PM  
Blogger Lucywestie said...

Im looking at that photo of Ms Aniston and thinking, weren't the Mao Mao a terrorist group in the Congo many years ago? Something to do with chopping ears and arms etc. off. Way to go Jen, she has one hand holding her sweater and the other is probably holding a 2 foot long machete ready to hack off Brads wedding tackle.

August 21, 2010 12:06 AM  
Anonymous buzzwhack said...

Mau Mau, were in Kenya. They were a religious group who practiced canibalism.All hell broke loose there during the uprisings and Kenya broke free of Colonialism.

August 21, 2010 11:46 AM  
Blogger Lorraine said...

Thank you, Webgod, for fixing this!

Roz, stop discussing your plumbing on my boards.

August 21, 2010 12:17 PM  
Blogger Lucywestie said...

Ohhh, so Mau Mau versus Jennifer Anistons Mao Mao, maybe shes a Chinese Communist Cannibal then?

August 21, 2010 3:01 PM  
Anonymous Sarah said...

Meh... she's no Angelina.

August 21, 2010 3:29 PM  

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