I've never been to Telluride.
So I'm going.
I'll be off this week roaming the outback of Colorado in Land Rovers and Range Rovers. Don't say it. I know. And Webgod? Shut up. I can hear you from here.
You guys know the drill. Fight amongst yourselves. Anything Roz says is crap. If the other sister (Gilly) weighs in, you have a better chance of getting at the truth.
Slightly.
Be nice to each other. I'll miss you.
Hahahahaaaa.
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August 29, 2010
To Hell You Ride
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33 Comments:
Shhh... is she gone yet? When can we bring in the keg?
If you're really nice to me, I'll give you her address. You can decorate the front of her house.
hee hee.
Roz
See, I now have a song going through my head, pretty sure the title is "Telluride" by some country singer. This is not on. I am off to Hawaii on Sunday, its going to be less mountainous but more volcanic than Colorado. Do you think I can think of any Hawaiian songs to get stuck in my head, no, and dont say Tiny Bubbles, thats not even my era.
Roz, I believe you, actually then again, working in a 911 centre means that I take everything I hear with a shaker of salt.
Damn, that song is still going through my brain......
Lucywestie... go here for a bit of hawaiian music (with bonus hawaiian sunrise)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqj_mtdpV-o
If you go to Diamond head grab yerself a virgin and make a sacrafice (unlike olive oil, you can't get "extra virgin" virgins. Goats are acceptable though.)
Telluride? Didn't C.J. McCall, the guy that did the song "Convoy", have a song called Telluride?.... Why can I remember crap like this but can't remember to call the guy to come replace eavestrough?...
Cause we've got a might convoy, truckin' through the night. Yes, we've got a might convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight. Convoyyyyyyyyyy!
Going to Hawaii? You might want to check out the late Israel Kamakawiwo'ole who is well regarded in Hawaiian music circles. He may bebest known for his version of Somewhere Over The Rainbow/What a Wonderful World.
Webgod Jeff that would be "we've got a mightee convoy" son. Git 'er right if yer gonna sing it...
I find it funny that I omitted the y, or in your case the double ee, not only once, but twice. I blame it on auto correct.
how bout a convoy to Hawaii?
arggghh.. I miss lorraine.. she surely does entertain..
I miss her too. I tried to send her an email (on her stupid phone) and my system crashed. Guess she's not ready to come home yet. I wanted to tell her you guys are writing about stupid songs from a long time ago and it's getting boring.
Roz
So let's carry on the stupid song theme - how about "Honey" by Bobby Goldsboro? The worst tear-jerking piece of crap in the history of music.
Ok, so "The Devil Went Down to Georgia"..why? Actually I think Tim Mcgraw sung Telluride. Michael Jackson did "Im forever blowing bubbles" [think about it for just a second].
Sometimes those word verification letters you have to type in sound very erotic
The Devil Went Down to Georgia because he was looking for a soul to steal. Everyone knows that!
And sorry Roz, everything you say is crap
(singing to self) "Chicken in the bread pan, pickin' out dough...)
No, the worst piece-of-crap song is that ditty by Paul Anka, "Havin ma baby". You're all probably too young to remember that, but Roz will. Sorry, Roz.
I'm back. In one piece. Though not for lack of opportunity to go hurtling off 13,000 foot cliffs for a few days.
Awesome, awesome driving.
More tomorrow...
Awww! You write 'awesome driving' and then say more tomorrow? Fine I'll have to start singing: "Where, Oh where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I thought I'd found true love but you met another and TTHHHHRRPP you were gone! Dang! Got my screen....... Where's my windex?....
Speaking of verification letters being somewhat erotic... I got 'prock'...lucky me
bad songs...
how bout "Shannon is gone I hear, Drifting out to sea...."
I can't criticize any song about a dead dog.
i hate you all.
Roz aka everything i say is crap.
Shannon is a dog?!
yup, dawg
Awww! Roz Don't feel that way. If it's any consolation I think half of what Lorraine writes is crap so at least some of what you say isn't.... Unless what I think is crap in Lorraine's writing is something you agree with in which case ummm.... O.K. I've confused myself...
Hey, Anonymous? I'm thinking the Sommerfeld girls would like to have a talk with you.
Out back.
I see rolling pins behind their backs, Anonymous.You might want to pack a leaf blower....and a leather porsche seat.
Oh Boy! You're right. I didn't think of that. Thank goodness I'm anonymous...Hey Webgod Jeff! I am anonymous aren't I? Ole buddy, ole pal, I am anonymous eh? You wouldn't tell Roz and Lorraine would you? Yikes!
You're anonymous to everyone, but me.
spill WGJ. Who is anonymous?
I don't currently know. But I could know if I needed to and had reason to, which I don't. Plus I'm lazy.
Thanks Webgod Jeff. Of course it's pretty funny to see anonymous asking who anonymous is...
PJ
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