August 29, 2010


To Hell You Ride

I've never been to Telluride.

So I'm going.

I'll be off this week roaming the outback of Colorado in Land Rovers and Range Rovers. Don't say it. I know. And Webgod? Shut up. I can hear you from here.

You guys know the drill. Fight amongst yourselves. Anything Roz says is crap. If the other sister (Gilly) weighs in, you have a better chance of getting at the truth.

Slightly.

Be nice to each other. I'll miss you.

Hahahahaaaa.

33 Comments:

Anonymous Sarah "Beep" said...

Shhh... is she gone yet? When can we bring in the keg?

August 29, 2010 10:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you're really nice to me, I'll give you her address. You can decorate the front of her house.

hee hee.

Roz

August 30, 2010 9:19 AM  
Blogger Lucywestie said...

See, I now have a song going through my head, pretty sure the title is "Telluride" by some country singer. This is not on. I am off to Hawaii on Sunday, its going to be less mountainous but more volcanic than Colorado. Do you think I can think of any Hawaiian songs to get stuck in my head, no, and dont say Tiny Bubbles, thats not even my era.
Roz, I believe you, actually then again, working in a 911 centre means that I take everything I hear with a shaker of salt.

Damn, that song is still going through my brain......

August 30, 2010 3:10 PM  
Blogger Chris Brown (not the felon) said...

Lucywestie... go here for a bit of hawaiian music (with bonus hawaiian sunrise)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqj_mtdpV-o

If you go to Diamond head grab yerself a virgin and make a sacrafice (unlike olive oil, you can't get "extra virgin" virgins. Goats are acceptable though.)

August 30, 2010 5:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Telluride? Didn't C.J. McCall, the guy that did the song "Convoy", have a song called Telluride?.... Why can I remember crap like this but can't remember to call the guy to come replace eavestrough?...

August 30, 2010 11:05 PM  
Blogger Webgod Jeff said...

Cause we've got a might convoy, truckin' through the night. Yes, we've got a might convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight. Convoyyyyyyyyyy!

August 31, 2010 10:25 AM  
Blogger Nursedude said...

Going to Hawaii? You might want to check out the late Israel Kamakawiwo'ole who is well regarded in Hawaiian music circles. He may bebest known for his version of Somewhere Over The Rainbow/What a Wonderful World.

August 31, 2010 12:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Webgod Jeff that would be "we've got a mightee convoy" son. Git 'er right if yer gonna sing it...

September 01, 2010 10:01 AM  
Blogger Webgod Jeff said...

I find it funny that I omitted the y, or in your case the double ee, not only once, but twice. I blame it on auto correct.

September 01, 2010 10:13 AM  
Blogger DJW said...

how bout a convoy to Hawaii?

September 01, 2010 5:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

arggghh.. I miss lorraine.. she surely does entertain..

September 02, 2010 12:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I miss her too. I tried to send her an email (on her stupid phone) and my system crashed. Guess she's not ready to come home yet. I wanted to tell her you guys are writing about stupid songs from a long time ago and it's getting boring.

Roz

September 02, 2010 10:21 AM  
Anonymous jmd said...

So let's carry on the stupid song theme - how about "Honey" by Bobby Goldsboro? The worst tear-jerking piece of crap in the history of music.

September 02, 2010 12:26 PM  
Blogger Lucywestie said...

Ok, so "The Devil Went Down to Georgia"..why? Actually I think Tim Mcgraw sung Telluride. Michael Jackson did "Im forever blowing bubbles" [think about it for just a second].
Sometimes those word verification letters you have to type in sound very erotic

September 02, 2010 1:57 PM  
Blogger Webgod Jeff said...

The Devil Went Down to Georgia because he was looking for a soul to steal. Everyone knows that!

September 02, 2010 2:38 PM  
Blogger Webgod Jeff said...

And sorry Roz, everything you say is crap

September 02, 2010 2:40 PM  
Anonymous jmd said...

(singing to self) "Chicken in the bread pan, pickin' out dough...)

September 02, 2010 2:42 PM  
Anonymous Arlene r said...

No, the worst piece-of-crap song is that ditty by Paul Anka, "Havin ma baby". You're all probably too young to remember that, but Roz will. Sorry, Roz.

September 02, 2010 7:27 PM  
Blogger Lorraine said...

I'm back. In one piece. Though not for lack of opportunity to go hurtling off 13,000 foot cliffs for a few days.

Awesome, awesome driving.

More tomorrow...

September 02, 2010 7:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Awww! You write 'awesome driving' and then say more tomorrow? Fine I'll have to start singing: "Where, Oh where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I thought I'd found true love but you met another and TTHHHHRRPP you were gone! Dang! Got my screen....... Where's my windex?....

Speaking of verification letters being somewhat erotic... I got 'prock'...lucky me

September 02, 2010 7:57 PM  
Blogger DJW said...

bad songs...

how bout "Shannon is gone I hear, Drifting out to sea...."

September 02, 2010 8:36 PM  
Blogger Webgod Jeff said...

I can't criticize any song about a dead dog.

September 02, 2010 10:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i hate you all.

Roz aka everything i say is crap.

September 03, 2010 8:39 AM  
Anonymous Arlene said...

Shannon is a dog?!

September 03, 2010 11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yup, dawg

September 03, 2010 12:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Awww! Roz Don't feel that way. If it's any consolation I think half of what Lorraine writes is crap so at least some of what you say isn't.... Unless what I think is crap in Lorraine's writing is something you agree with in which case ummm.... O.K. I've confused myself...

September 03, 2010 8:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, Anonymous? I'm thinking the Sommerfeld girls would like to have a talk with you.

Out back.

September 03, 2010 8:44 PM  
Anonymous buzzwhack said...

I see rolling pins behind their backs, Anonymous.You might want to pack a leaf blower....and a leather porsche seat.

September 03, 2010 8:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh Boy! You're right. I didn't think of that. Thank goodness I'm anonymous...Hey Webgod Jeff! I am anonymous aren't I? Ole buddy, ole pal, I am anonymous eh? You wouldn't tell Roz and Lorraine would you? Yikes!

September 03, 2010 9:02 PM  
Blogger Webgod Jeff said...

You're anonymous to everyone, but me.

September 04, 2010 12:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

spill WGJ. Who is anonymous?

September 06, 2010 4:12 PM  
Blogger Webgod Jeff said...

I don't currently know. But I could know if I needed to and had reason to, which I don't. Plus I'm lazy.

September 06, 2010 10:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks Webgod Jeff. Of course it's pretty funny to see anonymous asking who anonymous is...
PJ

September 07, 2010 5:09 PM  

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