I'll be in beautiful New Hampshire this weekend at a pumpkin festival.
Yes, a pumpkin festival. A friend of mine, Sarah Spykman, has just started a column with her paper there, the Sentinel (Google her; I can't find the link - I'm beat, and still packing). Anyway, the invite was too good to turn down, so I'm hopping over the border to visit and sit around a campfire and drink wine.
Talk amongst yourselves. Webgod Jeff is in Algonquin, probably freezing his butt off.
So with nobody to monitor, you can all get really bad.
Roz, watch it. I know where you live.