November 18, 2010

Care to Laugh Until You Pee?

Hyperbole and a half.

If you don't crack a smile, keep it to yourself. There's something wrong with you.

Or, something very wrong with me. And I'd rather go with the former.


Anonymous buzzwhack said...

Makes me real glad I owned dogs that were smarter and dumber than those two! My Machester Terrier Max we called Milimeter Forehead. He had just enough bone to cover his eye sockets. You can imagine how dumb he was. Too dumb to get worried about anything. OK, there was the time he got happy to see me after a week's vacation and he peed all over my friend's carpet while running to greet me...
My Irish Setter was too smart to worry about stuff so I only had to dream up ways to keep food hidden from him. Right up to the last week, he amazed me. He got a Tim's muffin off the table by going up on two legs, rolling his head upside down, grabbing the muffin and right sizing himself before running away. Incredible. He stole fresh buns from a bakery when he was 7 months old and I took him to Academy Obedience (sigh). Stole peanut butter sandwiches and ate them with the saran wrap still on.
Aah lets face it dogs are a pain...

November 18, 2010 9:18 PM  
Blogger Chris Brown (not the felon) said...

In my little fantasy world I can write stuff as funny as that.

No one else lives in my little fantasy world.

Good thing I was in the hot tub when I read that. No one will ever know how hard I laughed.

November 18, 2010 11:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I loved it.

And Chris just assured no one will come to his hot tub parties.


November 19, 2010 1:19 AM  
Blogger Lorraine said...

This one is even funnier.

November 19, 2010 7:29 AM  

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