May 21, 2011

Pirates of Sans Pants

I'm cutting the lawn with Ari. He keeps getting peeved because the grass is up to our ears and it's clogging the mower. I of course, have the patience of a saint and am willing to move forward a few feet, hike the thing up on its back wheels, and let the wet, soggy grass blow free. He of course, is not. My method also gives the toads a fighting chance at avoiding a tragic fate like that actor in that movie who got his head made gone by chopper blades. Sorry. But that's what I always picture.

Speaking of movies...go read this review of the new Pirates of the Caribbean. I'm still laughing. And these days, that's a nice thing.

Back later. I just heard the mower stop again.

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Anonymous buzzwhack said...

Seeing toad parts coming out of a mower side discharge would make me a vegetarian. It's sad and gross...speaking of which, The Pirates of the Caribbean franchise went to the well twice two many times as far as I can tell and Johhy Depp officially hit rock bottom this year in the Tourist Trap movie with Jolie. Being paid millions to molest a bulldog in bed....and or Jolie.I don't know where to go from there. Oh I know, ...Sperminator!Yes Arnold Schwantzenegger and Depp should do a movie together. Call it "Stop! Or my Bodyguard will shoot blanks!" wait that won't work, Arnie's boys are definitely still swimming.. I got it..." Rapture...the Morning After.." cameo appearance by Randy "Macho Man" Savage.ooh yeah, that's it.

May 21, 2011 8:40 PM  
Anonymous jmd said...

From the glamourous life in the Big Apple to beheading toads with your lawn mower - you do lead an interesting life. :-)

May 22, 2011 6:27 AM  

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