I finally went to one of these last week. I've managed to avoid it all these years of writing about this stuff. They were calling for rain, which meant I really thought I might get to dodge it. And the next Friday the 13th isn't until next year, in July. THAT will be enormous.
This guy is here every year. His name is Thong Man, or something like that. He has a real name. I didn't ask. It looks like I'm smiling; I'm actually saying 'don't touch me!'. Seriously.
Oh, and you like the darling new Harley Davidson jacket? I have a bunch of bike things to do this year. It only seemed right. I love you, Deeley HD.
What, you're still staring at his ass?