January 20, 2012


Square Off - Friday

Ah, Newt, you old newt-like thing you. Newt Gingrich, a veritable wolf in newt's clothing, apparently.

Let's define open marriage, shall we? How about something like, 'when both partners decide to take outside partners, and both partners are aware of this'. Fair? Now let's define Newt's version: 'when I decide to do what I want, when I want, and when I get caught, I'll try to move the marital goalposts'.

Goalposts, bedposts, whatever.

Join us at 5:30, CHCH channel 11.

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12 Comments:

Anonymous jmd said...

I am actually embarrassed for the Republican party, having such a sorry batch of candidates. How Canadian of me.

January 20, 2012 10:28 AM  
Blogger djc said...

Maybe Newt should have paid attention to Jim Baker song from the 70's.

January 20, 2012 11:02 AM  
Anonymous buzzwhack said...

Newt is more like a skink; his tail snaps off when caught lying and he goes all evaneglical on us ...until grows a newt one.

January 20, 2012 11:18 AM  
Anonymous buzzwhack said...

evangelical....typo, really!

January 20, 2012 11:19 AM  
Anonymous Roz said...

ah buzzy, I just love your typos. Don't ever change. But, I can't stand Newt. What kind of parents name their kid Newt? Maybe they just knewt he'd turn out to be a slimey salimander-like thang.

January 20, 2012 11:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We need newt newts not old newts. Probably should be a proper noun.

January 21, 2012 11:00 AM  
Anonymous Pat Lake said...

Of course he needed more than one wife ... there is just SO of him to love!! ;)

January 22, 2012 12:21 AM  
Blogger peter31aeh? said...

Really? Is that the criteria? Hey Honey! Guess What......

My word is rainxede. Tomorrow's weather forecast?...

January 22, 2012 11:13 AM  
Blogger Chris Brown (not the felon) said...

If that man becomes the next prezeedent then I, Chris Brown, will build a wall 1,000 feet high around the entire continental USA (not Hawaii... I love that place) and then fill it with water.

Swamp water.

It makes my skin crawl to think he even has a chance. I wouldn't elect him Chief Wombat of the Skank Farkin' Society. Twillingate chapter.

January 22, 2012 1:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I bet he would do well on 'Celebrity Hillbilly Hand Fishing'

January 22, 2012 2:00 PM  
Anonymous Pat Lake said...

I had a friend who interviewed Newt for National Public Radio in the states back in the mid nineties.... she used to tell this great story about trying to concentrate on the interview while watching his bushy eyebrows and imagining that little hair seeds were falling from them and sprouting ....

My word is "tarsou", a petroleum-based dessert.

January 22, 2012 3:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He leaves me speechless!! Not in a good way either..

January 23, 2012 4:58 PM  

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