Ah, Newt, you old newt-like thing you. Newt Gingrich, a veritable wolf in newt's clothing, apparently.
Let's define open marriage, shall we? How about something like, 'when both partners decide to take outside partners, and both partners are aware of this'. Fair? Now let's define Newt's version: 'when I decide to do what I want, when I want, and when I get caught, I'll try to move the marital goalposts'.
Goalposts, bedposts, whatever.
Join us at 5:30, CHCH channel 11.