March 26, 2012


I will not say who just sent me this email...

...only that I just got it, 8:45 on a Monday morning. I quote:

"Okay, so I'm watching Dog the Bounty Hunter and his strange wife, Beth (can't miss her - ginormous ***s) is dealing with a Vietnamese woman who doesn't speak English. Beth's solution - speak stilted English with a fake Vietnamese accent.

Why, dear Lord - why do I do these things to myself. Gotta go, getting good. They just used the paintball guns."

I ask you only to read that and realize I had to have explained to me who these people are.

11 Comments:

Anonymous jmd said...

It has to be Roz...

March 26, 2012 10:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you should be happy anyone sends you emails.

March 26, 2012 10:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's silly to use an accent. Everyone knows that you just speak much LOUDER.

March 26, 2012 2:03 PM  
Blogger Lorraine said...

1. No comment.
2. Piss off.
3. Bwaaaaaah.

March 26, 2012 2:11 PM  
Anonymous Zena said...

Pirini Scleroso & Lucille Hitzger(a.k.a. Andrea Martin & Catherine O'Hara) did that years ago...

March 26, 2012 2:29 PM  
Anonymous Roz said...

"you should be happy anyone sends you emails"

Didn't you know it was me?

March 26, 2012 2:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How it is possible to not know who they are?
I can't say I have ever seen more than a couple of minutes of that show but they are a train wreck.

March 26, 2012 3:41 PM  
Blogger Chris Brown (not the felon) said...

See? Anon is even speaking with an accent now.

STOP THE MADNESS!!!

An employee at the first Tim Horton's in Slovakia was heard to say "essievi Lclis" !!!! Which "Beth" would understand really means "I see the Elvis"!! Slovakians were always big fans.

Man... proving I am NOT a robot is more like a full time job.

March 26, 2012 4:02 PM  
Blogger marcelleqb said...

I still don't know who these people are...

March 28, 2012 12:28 PM  
Anonymous Roz said...

Hey Chris (n-t-v):

Enough of the poinsettia already. How long is this stupid thing going to last?

March 28, 2012 12:41 PM  
Blogger Chris Brown (not the felon) said...

Roz,
It will last until it dies. If you put it where the sun don't shine (ahem), and then bring it out in, say, October, it will bloom again for Christmas.

Rinse.

Repeat.

March 30, 2012 4:03 PM  

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