April 20, 2012


Square Off Friday

I know, I know, you all knew that was coming. Tune in to CHCH Square Off at 5:30, channel 11.

Uhm, Webgod? My blogger thingamabob is all screwed up. I am a creature of habit. I hit a button, and the same thing should happen. Like a toaster. Today, I hit my 'blogger' button and it was like coming home an hour before your kids thought you were. Nothing is where it should be, I can't find my stuff, and I'm sure I smell something burning.

I do not like this. I do not like change. Except when I've given my little ratbaggers money for dinner, and no matter what, the total comes to whatever I gave them.

I will blog for real later, if anyone cares. I'm off to CH to tape the show, then I have to go work out with Adam (Higson), who is giving me a new body against my will. I've done my tangoing for the week, though I've been given homework by Mentor (yes, that's my tango guy's name): I have to download 'our' song and practice. Whenever I practice the cats run away and Ari wonders if I'm having a convulsion. Not quite ready for prime time. But I can hear an Argentine tango in my head all the time. Quite lovely.

17 Comments:

Blogger OmemeeOzzie said...

I read/thought tangoing as tan-going. Visions of LS with a badly sprayed on tan a la Snooki - or whetever her name is/was.

Saw that idiot Trump on the news the other night. So much spray on product his head resembled a pumpkin having a bad hair day.

April 20, 2012 11:12 AM  
Blogger DJW said...

I think you may need your filter replaced..

April 20, 2012 11:57 AM  
Anonymous Roz said...

So, I hear CHCH had a little action this morning. Hope you weren't near the control panel, leaning against the buttons, practicing your tango... Such excitement, wherever you go.

April 20, 2012 1:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard about the CHCH thing too....somebody getting fired over that! what I can't figure is where they would even get the feed to put that on the air. Not the kind of movies they normally show!

April 20, 2012 1:41 PM  
Anonymous jmd said...

CHCH showed porn? And I MISSED it??

April 20, 2012 3:17 PM  
Blogger Lorraine said...

For anyone who hasn't heard (which will be no one by now) CHCH had a little incident this morning. The morning show was cut off at 9:30 and replaced with 3 glorious minutes of hard core close up porn. Of the boys on boys variety.

Roz has accused me of doing this. This is not so. They don't tell me where that switch is.

My producer was on the phone booking a guest when she said she looked up at the big TV hanging in the office, and all of a sudden, she said she realizes what she's seeing. Of course the person on the phone has no clue. My producer said she started babbling and making no sense and finally said 'I'll have to call you back'.

There will be fallout, but the glitch didn't originate at CH, or at any beast they control. However, I'm not sure all the people who watch CHCH in their home, at the gym, the bank, the senior's home and the coffee shop will hear that part.

April 20, 2012 4:13 PM  
Anonymous jmd said...

Who watches hard core porn at 9:30 in the morning? Besides Charlie Sheen?

April 20, 2012 4:39 PM  
Blogger Lorraine said...

CHCH viewers...

April 20, 2012 4:41 PM  
Anonymous buzzwhack said...

ROFLMAO....I can explain how that may have happened. Most tv stations have International feed nowadays sometimes a feed will come from USA and the station puts in Canadian advertising. When you're doing this on a console and handling several shows at the same time, its easy to make a mistake.The golf club I worked for back in 1992 had satellite feed and when a Tourney banquet dinner was nearing the end, the highlight was supposed to be a feed of the Masters from Augusta. Instead, they got live from Lauderdale, women mud wrestling. Lots of laughter, I don't recall anyone complaining!

April 20, 2012 5:31 PM  
Anonymous PJ said...

O.K. I haven't commented here in ages but I scrolled through these comments and saw my verification words, I just hafta share

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What can I say, it just somehow seems to apply...

April 20, 2012 8:44 PM  
Blogger Lorraine said...

So. Where the hell have you been?!

April 20, 2012 8:48 PM  
Anonymous PJ said...

I'm here every day and reading the sometimes riotous goings on. For some reason there are times I start to comment and then stop - not sure why. Lazy I guess. Too much work deciphering the you are not a robot words? I dunno....
But I do check your blog everyday....I'm here watching

April 20, 2012 10:32 PM  
Blogger Lorraine said...

Make an account! Easy! No more deciphering...though. It has proven to be beyond Roz, so....(ducks)

April 20, 2012 10:35 PM  
Anonymous Roz said...

What're ducks?

April 21, 2012 10:16 AM  
Anonymous Roz said...

Oh, I get it. You're scared of me. Good to reinforce once in a while.

April 21, 2012 10:17 AM  
Blogger Chris Brown (not the felon) said...

Funny how you're practising tango and porn mysteriously starts showing up on TV.

There's a connection somewhere. You figure it out.

My "I am NOT a robot" words?... keribut erotiva. Talk about yer connection!!

April 21, 2012 11:49 AM  
Anonymous Zena said...

Hmm..."gritorde ispersin." I'm beginning to see a pattern here...

Personally, I don't think it has anything to do with the tango; I think it's the red leather jacket...

April 22, 2012 11:10 PM  

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