May 5, 2012

Extreme Super Moon

We're having one of those. Tonight, apparently. The moon will come closer to the earth than usual, so it will be 14% bigger. Well, it won't be 14% bigger, it will appear 14% bigger. Like when you're a kid and you don't believe your Dad when he tells you the moon is always the moon, you just can't always see all of it, so stop believing the moon is a crescent that grows and shrinks like magic, Lorraine.

I am going to look at that moon tonight. The links says 11:34. So, I am going to go look at that moon at 11:34.


Blogger Chris Brown (not the felon) said...

Because the moon is so much closer to us its gravitational pull is also substantially stronger. It is wise not to drink excessively tonight as the moon may suck all the extra liquid out of your body via your nose.

Be forewarned.

Oh... and the werewolves will be extra weir(d).

May 05, 2012 4:20 PM  
Anonymous jmd said...

I just made a batch of frozen margaritas in a bag. I plan on drinking excessively, full moon be damned.

May 05, 2012 4:33 PM  
Anonymous Roz said...

I'm having a glass of wine. Right now. To celebrate this big ol' moon thingy.


May 05, 2012 4:34 PM  
Blogger Lorraine said...

If nobody hears from me again, you'll know the moon sucked me off the planet. But be assured I'll go with one hand firmly wrapped around a glass of wine...

Are frozen margaritas in a bag a close cousin of wine in a box?

And if Roz is having glass of wine now, she'll be out cold by 9pm. Moon thingy or no moon thingy.

May 05, 2012 4:50 PM  
Anonymous jmd said...

I may have overdone the tequila - I just tasted the margaritas, and it took the enamel off my teeth.

Cheers, everyone! Who needs enamel anyway?

May 05, 2012 4:55 PM  
Anonymous Zena said...

Nonsense. There's no possible way to overdo tequila.

Well, perhaps I exaggerate...

May 09, 2012 7:28 PM  

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