Me: "Hey, I just realized that if I have a mail, a little envelope shows up on the bottom beside the Outlook thingee!"
Ari: "Are you kidding me? It's taken you this long to figure that out? It's the same as on your last computer."
Me: "My last computer did that?"
Ari: (I'd write what he said, but he was mumbling something as he left the room. I didn't catch it...)