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Boy Thing's 17th Birthday involved seeing if h...

2010-09-01T17:26:02.625-04:00

Boy Thing's 17th Birthday involved seeing if he could break the buffet at Tucker's.

I think he managed 6 plates.

(I did only 4, I'm out of practice)

Jeeze, it must be nice being one of your kids. End...

2010-08-28T17:10:11.990-04:00

Jeeze, it must be nice being one of your kids. End-of-summer parties, fun at Mosport driving hot cars.... Offspring just aren't supposed to have that much fun. Are they?

Egad. I think I'm officially a codger.

I'll bet leafblower guy wishes he had his own ...

2010-08-28T12:32:47.028-04:00

I'll bet leafblower guy wishes he had his own blog this morning! ;)

I want to go to No Frills and see how Ari looks af...

2010-08-28T10:01:20.587-04:00

I want to go to No Frills and see how Ari looks after his night of partying! Just saw this today so sorry that I missed it yesterday to follow the festivities!

Cops showed up on my deck. No, they didn't fal...

2010-08-28T01:05:47.528-04:00

Cops showed up on my deck. No, they didn't fall through it.

And they were quite cool.

Thank gawd.

Come on over. I have a distinct feeling this isn&#...

2010-08-27T22:30:46.412-04:00

Come on over. I have a distinct feeling this isn't ending anytime soon...

Quite disappointed I wasn't invited.

2010-08-27T22:27:03.368-04:00

Quite disappointed I wasn't invited.

Sounds like you're in for a fun evening. I'...

2010-08-27T17:54:12.094-04:00

Sounds like you're in for a fun evening. I'd love to hoover up all the drinks but right now, I'm trapped underneath a hulking 1969 Pontiac GTO that needs a new rear main seal or it will use my garage floor as a spittoon. Have fun.

Huh. The only thing worse than publicly humiliati...

2010-08-27T16:56:44.733-04:00

Huh.

The only thing worse than publicly humiliating yourself on a blog involves having to ask your best friend's mom if there would be a spare pair of your friend's underpants you could borrow for... oh... let's say an hour. But I should point out I was 3 years old. And had endured a HUGE scare.

So I just figured out that "sepia-toned" was an unfortunate meeting of hyphenation and spatial requirements. Not a simple hyphenation of a long word (sepiatoned) but a questionable usage of a hyphen when speaking of tones of a colour.

Now let me put on my rose toned glasses (see?... no hyphen required) and get back to my job of avoiding an unfortunate and early demise.

Ok little miss smartypants. I looked up "sepi...

2010-08-27T16:48:56.953-04:00

Ok little miss smartypants. I looked up "sepiatoned" in the dictionary. After telling me there were no matches it suggested I might have meant "spitoon." If the kids at your 16 year old's party need a spitoon, there is a real cry for help coming from that little part of Burlington you call home.

Unfortunately I will be preparing for the flight home from this little piece of hell they call Caracas... so I won't be able to participate in the fun of live blogging.

Just remember to spit in the proper spot.